NOJOEHATHAWAY

RADICAL JOE HATHAWAY EXCUSES FASCISM.

Joe in Racecar Suit

"Silence and hedging or political calculations in moments like this is simply not leadership."

— Joe Hathaway, Unironically

PR Joe plays a moderate while his party burns $1 billion every single day on unconstitutional wars of choice. He yells socialist at neighbors who want healthcare without bankruptcy, but when it counts, he hedges. While a cruel administration makes excuses for paramilitary forces that kidnap residents and shoot unarmed citizens, Joe offers nothing but respectful critiques. You can't be a moderate while enabling the rise of concentration camps in the next town over.

THE QUESTIONS PR JOE WON'T ANSWER

  1. 1.Do you support the $1B/day war in Iran?
  2. 2.Did you ever do Public Relations for an Opioid product at Bayer or Real Chemistry?
  3. 3.Did you attend the January 6th riot in Washington D.C.?
  4. 4.Do you support the pardons of January 6th insurrectionists, including those who assaulted New Jersey police officers like Brian Sicknick?
  5. 5.Do you accept the 2020 Presidential election results and the 2024 NJ Governor election results as valid?
  6. 6.Why haven't you spoken for the victims of the Cranford Teen Murders?

JOE FOR DONORS, NOT NEIGHBORS.

GRIFT: $0M
RECORD: $0M

PACman Joe

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PHARMA BRO JOE

Fact: Served as "Precinct Captain" for the Bayer Corporate PAC.

Exposure: Unbought & Unbossed Analilia Mejia refuses all corporate PAC money. Meanwhile, Pharma Bro Joe acted as a corporate agent for a giant that used its PAC to buy political influence while he was their "Captain."

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MAGA JOE

Fact: His colleagues passed the One Big Bullshit Bill, exploding the national deficit by trillions without once asking "how are we going to pay for it?"

Exposure: He stays silent on the $5B Crypto Grift and the illegal $300M Qatar Jet while NJ families struggle to pay their mortgages.

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AIPAC JOE

Fact: $2.3M spent to flood NJ-11 with mailers. Joe even proposed that all opponents join him in signing a pledge to the State of Israel.

Exposure: Joe supports an illegal war of choice that costs $1 Billion per day. This war serves Netanyahu and Trump, making all NJ-11 neighbors less safe.

Things They Pretended to Care About

  • â–¸No New Wars
  • â–¸States' Rights
  • â–¸Limited Executive Power
  • â–¸Dangers of Glyphosate
  • â–¸America First
  • â–¸All Lives
  • â–¸Dogs

SELF-INTEREST VS. COMMUNITY SERVICE.

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WE ANALILIA

Community First

Spent the decade recognized by the White House for winning Paid Sick Leave and leading the charge for the $15 Minimum Wage in NJ.

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ME JOE

Self-Interest

Spent the decade climbing the ladder at Bayer and PR firms while serving as an aide to Chris Christie, the Governor who left office with a -67% net favorability following BridgeGate.

The Maturity Check: A Scrapbook of Privilege

WHO IS THE REAL EXTREMIST? THE PLAYBOOK JOE WON'T CONDEMN.

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Wars of Choice

$1B/day in Iran through unilateral executive power.

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Paramilitary Power

Silence as ICE acts as an unaccountable paramilitary force, justifying the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

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Judicial Erasure

Remaining silent while the administration ignores Supreme Court and Judicial orders.

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Selective Outrage

Speaking for Charlie Kirk while staying silent as an Iranian girls' school is bombed.

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Local Silence

Refusing to speak for the victims of the Cranford Teen Murders involving a radicalized supporter.